Uncle Russ

This is Uncle Russ.


Uncle Russ hates jacks, and has a tattoo to prove it.
And if you don’t like it, you can kiss his ass.

Uncle Russ can’t see fish. Ever.
He’s got a bad hip, and a bad arm, and reels righty.

He’ll offer you some chew.
And if you don’t like it, that’s all right by him.

Once, Uncle Russ took a jumping sturgeon to the chest like a cannonball. 

The sturgeon cried.


About JK

JK is a fly tier. I try to discourage his tying, because he is naturally talented, and I am not. There are things he can do on the water that I will never comprehend, or be able to do myself. For example, he can catch fish. He can also reel in a fish after hooking it. His pheremones make the nymphs horny, and bugs emerge when he’s near.

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