Enjoy GB Magazine.
John is the humble genius who created GB mag. He sometimes writes about himself in the third person.
JK is a fly tier. I try to discourage his tying, because he is naturally talented, and I am not. There are things he can do on the water that I will never comprehend, or be able to do myself. For example, he can catch fish. He can also reel in a fish after hooking it. His pheremones make the nymphs horny, and bugs emerge when he’s near.
GhettoFly fishes, because he loves to eat fish: “The wild trout are lean. They are the maguro. The stockies are tastier, fatty fish. They are the toro. But maguro is good too, and I cook every wild fish I catch.”
Charlie is a talented comedy writer... If anyone has an interest in hiring him away from GB Mag, you are welcome to email him at email@example.com.